holy shit, it’s been a whole year
is it just me or does christmas feel weird this year
IT’S NOT JUST YOU SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS
IT DOESNT FEEL LIKE CHRISTMAS
NOR DID IT FEEL LIKE HALLOWEEN
WHAT IS HAPPENING
Guys. Sit down, I’m going to tell you something. Are you ready?
It’s called…. getting older.
MAKE IT STOP
I DONT LIKE IT I WANT A REFUND
I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR THIS
literally one of the best things in the hobbit was gandalf constantly counting the dwarfs like an exasperated teacher on a school trip
The Dwarf Cast - Blunt the Knives
Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
Smash the bottles and burn the corks!
Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates -
Cut the cloth and tread the fat!
Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!
Pour the milk on the pantry floor!
Splash the wine on every door!
Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;
Pound them up with a thumping pole;
And when you’ve finished, if they are whole,
Send them down the hall to roll!
That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates!
Happy Christmas Eve Eve.
Why do you guys do stuff like this?
‘Cause it’s fun.